Today's number 68. That's the percentage of the world's population that is lactose intolerant. True story, Ed. I
spent most of my college years as a waiter. And I remember one time someone came in and said, "I am allergic to
shellfish, lactose, and peanuts. What should I get?" You know what I said, Ed? What?
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The dirty jokes are better. I think I got to go dirtier again. You know, I'm I'm not exaggerating, Ed. I have been
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