Dude, I can't believe it. Charlie, if what you had been doing in the '9s was today, you would be dead
easily. Who has a crazier story than you? If they do, I don't think they're still with us. We don't have like any kind of
a drug past or anything. You're not yet. No. But what's that like? Like never. You lost your virginity to a woman named
Candy. Yeah. Where'd you find her? The yellow pages at 15. 15. Yeah. Oh my god. I want to talk about Two and
a Half Men cuz CBS came to you and said, "We don't want you to leave so bad we'll give you million an episode."
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